Good evening, possums!
In case you didn’t receive an invite, last weekend I held my going-away party. It was a fun night, full of tears, laughter and general frivolity.
I mean, it was an awesome party! However, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I was pulling the wool over the eyes of my lovely friends and family. Here they were, wishing me bon voyage, giving me gifts and being generally impressed over my gutsy move to study in China.
I’m a fraud.
You see, I still haven’t received my paperwork (see post below) and I have no flights, no visa, no insurance, no study grant money… All I have is an armful vaccines and this tenderly hopeful blog.
Pulling myself together, I decided on an action plan to be initiated as soon as I was over the Sunday hangover.
My good friend, Amanda, was first subjected to my complaints and then lured to my house with the promise of tea and fluffy animals. In reality, I was going to get her to call Nanjing people pretending to be me. I decided she was perfect for the job as she had just come back from her own exchange trip to China the semester previous, with a similarly arduous visa process (Think: Extricating a student visa in a Chinese police station on the 29th day of a 30 day tourist visa.) [read her travel blog here: mandakayandsdu.tumblr.com]
My hands desperately clutched at a piece of paper, with a contact number for the university written on it. I grit my teeth against the ensuing international phone rates and dialed. It rang. I shoved the phone at my friend. It rang. And then…nothing. No answer. Not even a message bank. A horribly bleak image of a buzzing phone in an empty office somewhere in China briefly flashed through my mind.
Pulling together some ingenuity, we then scoured the internet for other contact numbers for Nanjing University.
One-by-one we dialed: Rang out, disconnected, incorrect number, then finally…
“喂,你好”
Success! Tears of happiness sprung to my cheeks. Like first contact with outer space, we clung to the sound of that woman’s dulcet tones. She proved to me that Nanjing University was not a fanciful, made-up place.
Unfortunately, it turned out that she wasn’t actually IN Nanjing that day and so couldn’t put us through to anyone.
But I didn’t let that tarnish the moment, inspired by our breakthrough, I wrote an email to Nanjing uni using the most polite-yet-strongly-worded Chinese that Amanda could provide.
Two hours later, I received a reply.
Two hours.
That’s all it took.
My home university had been emailing them for months and had never received a response.
In English.
China is not ready to deal with what they don’t fully understand. Seeing those emails, written in a foreign language, must have made them deselect the ‘important’ star with which they were sent.
Eyes wide, I savoured my newest lifeline as they suggested that they send ELECTRONIC copies of my paperwork. Yes, I wrote back, yes please, 多谢帮助我 (Thankyou so much for helping me)
And that’s all it takes, apparently, a simple thank you in a person’s mother tongue.